Puck Eats You: OMG
Faerieblue Satu: mr?
Puck Eats You: I got neon orange fishnet socks. XD
Faerieblue Satu: I love you. xD
Faerieblue Satu: I have no fishnets at all currently.
Faerieblue Satu: neon orange or otherwise.
Puck Eats You: XD That was a completely random statement of love.
Puck Eats You: I feel so affectionized.
Puck Eats You: IT IS A WORD.
Puck Eats You: My orange fishnets want to hug you.
Puck Eats You: I think they are on LSD.
Faerieblue Satu: xD
Faerieblue Satu: you realize you're blogging this conversation.
Faerieblue Satu: as you are clearly on LSD as well.
Puck Eats You: XD I am not.
Puck Eats You: Well, maybe once.
Faerieblue Satu: xD
Puck Eats You: XD You know, my boss is crazier than me
Puck Eats You: I told her about the penis discrimination, right?
Puck Eats You: The one with the politics?
Puck Eats You: And she was like... 'So that would make a guy with a penis that hooks downward part of the green party, right?'
Faerieblue Satu: . . . xD
Faerieblue Satu: no.
Faerieblue Satu: that would make him a Commie.
Puck Eats You: XDDD
Faerieblue Satu: up would be green.
Puck Eats You: Nooo, down would be green. Up would be reform.
Puck Eats You: And straight is independent.
Faerieblue Satu: so what's commie?
Faerieblue Satu: red? xD
Puck Eats You: XD Peirced!
Faerieblue Satu: >.o
Puck Eats You: XD Sorry.
Puck Eats You: It had to be said.
Faerieblue Satu: I think pierced would be non-registered. xD
Puck Eats You: XDDD
Puck Eats You: So... tattooed maybe would be comunist?
Puck Eats You: communist*
Puck Eats You: Or CIRCUMCIZED
Puck Eats You: SIZED, even
Faerieblue Satu: . . . no, it's c. xD
Faerieblue Satu: I think.
Faerieblue Satu: but.
Puck Eats You: XD Look it up in the dictionary
Puck Eats You: JEWISH COMMUNISTS
Faerieblue Satu: that's possibly the least correct thing I have ever heard. xD
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: I feel so special
Puck Eats You: NO! A really fat penis would be capitalist. And a deformed, shriveled one would be communist.
Puck Eats You: And I hope I didn't just kill you with that mental imagery
Faerieblue Satu: . . . hm.
Puck Eats You: XD Wow.
Faerieblue Satu: what about a utopian? xD
Puck Eats You: No penis.
Puck Eats You: A complete lack of penis.
Puck Eats You: Just because.
Faerieblue Satu: . . . I must agree with you there. xD
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: What about utilitarians?
Puck Eats You: Really, really big penises?
Faerieblue Satu: no, they'd have normal penises.
Puck Eats You: XD
Faerieblue Satu: they'd just be very effective at using them. xD
Puck Eats You: XDDDDDDD
Puck Eats You: What about socialists?
Puck Eats You: Or really hardcore christians?
Faerieblue Satu: really hardcore Christians would have acid-producing exocrine glands that would destroy rubbers. xD
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: SOCIALISTS SHARE THEIR PENISES WITH EVERYONE
Faerieblue Satu: yeah, exactly. xD
Faerieblue Satu: socialists tend to have STDs.
Puck Eats You: XDDD
Puck Eats You: Oooh, how about evil dictators?
Faerieblue Satu: did you take the genetic fitness test, by the way?
Faerieblue Satu: and evil dictators have tiny, tiny penises.
Puck Eats You: XD
Faerieblue Satu: we all know they're compensating for something.
Puck Eats You: I have two hundred thousand something
Puck Eats You: Genetic fitness, not penises.
Faerieblue Satu: I love how you have over double my number of descendents. xD
Faerieblue Satu: descendants, even.
Puck Eats You: XD Which makes you wonder
Faerieblue Satu: what did your tree look like?
Puck Eats You: XD It was large and many of my mating people were deformed
Puck Eats You: You're a muscle woman though
Puck Eats You: Ahahahaha
Puck Eats You: YOU AND YOUR STEROIDS HAVE NO PENIS
Faerieblue Satu: o.o
Faerieblue Satu: schwa? xD
Puck Eats You: That horrifying stereotype test
Faerieblue Satu: oh. xD
Faerieblue Satu: that is literally the most wrong test ever.
Faerieblue Satu: like.
Faerieblue Satu: me.
Faerieblue Satu: muscle queen?
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: Well
Faerieblue Satu: I cannot think of something less true.
Puck Eats You: Could you see me as a japanese schoolgirl?
Faerieblue Satu: maybe. xD
Faerieblue Satu: you'd look pretty hot in the outfit.
Faerieblue Satu: rawr.
Puck Eats You: XDDD
Puck Eats You: Wow
Puck Eats You: I feel... complimented?
Faerieblue Satu: as you should. xD
Puck Eats You: I'm a bit too AC to be japanese
Faerieblue Satu: well yeah.
Faerieblue Satu: you can still be a schoolgirl though. xD
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: Where might I be able to buy that sort of skirt?
Faerieblue Satu: a plaid one?
Puck Eats You: A -short- plaid one
Faerieblue Satu: the schoolgirl uniform is like, impossible to come by.
Faerieblue Satu: ah. xD
Faerieblue Satu: just look like hell around department stores and stuff.
Faerieblue Satu: they're out of style now, but I still see people wearing them,
Faerieblue Satu: *.
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: Not in Florida
Puck Eats You: All styles in florida are like... old people ish
Faerieblue Satu: xD
Faerieblue Satu: lucky you.
Puck Eats You: No.
Puck Eats You: I get NOTHING.
Faerieblue Satu: what do you mean?
Faerieblue Satu: you get less whorish clothing walking around on unattractive bodies. xD
Puck Eats You: XD True
Puck Eats You: But I don't even get attractive clothing
Puck Eats You: I get... blah
Faerieblue Satu: pretty much all of my attractive clothing is inherited.
Faerieblue Satu: like my NCS attire.
Faerieblue Satu: so hot. xD
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: I wish
Puck Eats You: http://www.tartanstore.net/browse.html?category=771:theme=tartan:view=0:id=Gq9fyURk
Puck Eats You: <3
Faerieblue Satu: rawr. xD
Faerieblue Satu: I like the hipster one.
Faerieblue Satu: this website is so hot.
Faerieblue Satu: choose your tartan! xD
Puck Eats You: XD Yes!
Puck Eats You: I should blog this conversation
Faerieblue Satu: do it.
Faerieblue Satu: like I told you to in the first place.
Faerieblue Satu: bitch. :P
Puck Eats You: You too.
Puck Eats You: Biotch.
Puck Eats You: *cracks whip*
Puck Eats You: 'cause nobody actually READS my blog
Faerieblue Satu: xD I'll tell people to read yours from mine.
Puck Eats You: Nu.
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: Oh okay
Puck Eats You: You win