INSANITY INDEX 7.03 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). It's people like you who make this service so worthwhile. You are profoundly crazed. It's a condition usually marked by obsessive behavior coupled with megalomania and a very short temper. Potential advantages are that you can get a lot done, but drawbacks include profound alienation. Other notable people who scored at this level include Libyan head of state Moammar Khadaffi and Star Trek creator Gene Rodenberry.


XD And if you need further proof (I'm rather cracked out on Nyquil, so here):

Puck Eats You: *poke*
Faerieblue Satu: hola.
Puck Eats You: Como estas?
Faerieblue Satu: tres bien, et tu?
Puck Eats You: Pas mal.
Faerieblue Satu: pretending to be able to speak Spanish is ridiculous.
Faerieblue Satu: what did you just say? xD
Puck Eats You: XD Did we just switch from Spanish to French?
Puck Eats You: XD I said not bad.
Puck Eats You: But I said it in French.
Puck Eats You: Not Spanich.
Puck Eats You: o.o
Puck Eats You: Spanish, even.
Puck Eats You: XD WTF Spanich. It's like spinach with reversed vowels
Puck Eats You: WTF This music is awesome
Puck Eats You: It's like crack
Faerieblue Satu: xD
Faerieblue Satu: I think this IM is on crack.
Puck Eats You: XD Maybe I'm on crack
Faerieblue Satu: maybe. >.>
Puck Eats You: Or you're on crack so you just think I'm on crack
Puck Eats You: So I seem unnormal to you
Puck Eats You: Except I'm normal
Puck Eats You: And you're not.
Puck Eats You: ....
Puck Eats You: Does Ny-quil count as crack?
Faerieblue Satu: yes.
Puck Eats You: So then it's me on crack.
Puck Eats You: Sorry.
Puck Eats You: Wow
Puck Eats You: This is a blog-worthy conversation
Faerieblue Satu: It is.
Faerieblue Satu: you blog it.
Faerieblue Satu: freak. xD
Puck Eats You: Why me?
Faerieblue Satu: because you never blog.
Puck Eats You: XD It's because of the Spanich, isn't it?
Puck Eats You: DAMN THE SPANICH! REMEMBER THE APAMODE!
Puck Eats You: o.o
Puck Eats You: Alamode, even
Faerieblue Satu: . . . xD
Faerieblue Satu: so amazing.
Faerieblue Satu: oh Elle.
Faerieblue Satu: you are cracked out.
Puck Eats You: XD I'm sorry
Puck Eats You: OMG I WANT TO RPAE YOUR OWNAGE LINK!
Puck Eats You: o.o Rape, rather*
Faerieblue Satu: xD isn't he amazing?
Faerieblue Satu: and hot?
Faerieblue Satu: and sexy?
Puck Eats You: XD You must send me the insanity test to see how insane I am on crack.
Puck Eats You: YES.
Puck Eats You: I already told you I wanted to rape him
Faerieblue Satu: and omgs. I want to rape him too.
Puck Eats You: XD CORAPE!
Faerieblue Satu: yuck. I want him for myself.
Faerieblue Satu: not enough pixels to go around, biyatch.
Faerieblue Satu: http://www.cthulhulives.org/SanQuiz/SaniTest1.html
Puck Eats You: Nuuu. *clings*
Faerieblue Satu: xD fine.
Faerieblue Satu: take him.
Faerieblue Satu: I'll rape someone else.
Puck Eats You: . Which would you rather have?
a crucifix
a bazooka
a crystal ball
a camera
a towel

(O.O If I would ordinarily say I wanted a towel, does that make me odd, or does it just mean I've read Hitchiker's Guide?)
Faerieblue Satu: xD
Faerieblue Satu: both, perhaps.
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: AHAHAH I WANT TO HIJACK A ZEPPELIN!
Faerieblue Satu: xD isn't that amazing?
Puck Eats You: XD YES!
Puck Eats You: XD The Gangrenous Extremities
Faerieblue Satu: isn't it the most cracked-out test ever?
Faerieblue Satu: it makes me convulse.
Puck Eats You: or The Cirrhotic liver. XD I RELATE TO THIS TEST!
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: *crack*
Faerieblue Satu: *drugs*
Puck Eats You: *sex*
Puck Eats You: AIDS, CRACK, BERNIE GETTS! HYPODERMICS ON THE SHORE, CHINA'S UNDER MARTIAL LAW, ROCK AND ROLL AND COLA WARS: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Faerieblue Satu: WE DIDN'T START THE FIIIIYAAAAA!!!!
Faerieblue Satu: uwa. xD
Puck Eats You: IT WAS ALWAYS BURNIN' SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING!

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'm laughing hysterically as I type this, seriously, as it is hysterical. HYSTERICAL.

I just found out WHO I am working with. It's fucking HILARIOUS!

Okay, first there's Jacob. The sort of quiet rocker who has a very silly side. He's tall, thick, shaggy-haired, with major sideburnage. Dresses in shorts and t-shirts, more often then not, or pajama pants and a t-shirt.

Then there's Max, the Jacob counterpart who is a loud rocker-type with all silly sides. Max is pretty short, scrawny, and clean-shaven with kinda shaggy blackish-brown hair. Almost always in pajama pants and some form of t-shirt.

And then there's Morgan. Morgan is... quiet. Even though he's a drummer, he's an indie musician. His personality... it's like Marten when he first meets Faye. Except he has the talent of saying ANYTHING with a straight face. One monologue of his:

"Hey, if I ever got rich, I'd clone a penguin and alter it until it was three inches tall. Then, I'd get a 3 foot tall penguin, put it in a tux, and train it to follow me around and smack small children. Then I'd put the 3 inch penguin in the breast pocket of the 3 foot penguin. Man, that'd be freakin' pimp."

This had us in hysterics. XD Morgan is short, often wears button-down shirts and jeans, and wears glasses.

There's Jacob's Mom, Mrs. H, who is short, blonde, and outspoken. She's also a massive chain smoker and quite charming and funny when she wants to be.

Finally, there's Cynthia. Cynthia is about the whitest black girl you'll ever meet. She just... doesn't act all 'gangsta thug black' sort. She acts like a normal person. Of course, if you piss her off, head for the hills, 'cause tomorrow you'll wake up with your kneecaps surgically removed, but still. She's fun.

XD And then there's me, too.


Quite the motley crew, eh?

Woah.

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions.
02. I don't watch much TV these days.
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I have loads of books.
06. I once slept in a toilet.
07. I love playing video games.
08. I adore marijuana.
09. I watch porn movies. ((Yeah, occasionally, I do. >.>))
10. I watch them with my father.
11. I like sharks.
12. I love spiders, I think they're adorable, especially the ones with bright colours on their backs.
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like J. Bush.
15. People are cool.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche.
18. I have a lot to learn.
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I'm really really smart.
21. I've never broken someone's bones. (Uhm, yeah. Long story, I broke my friend's finger once.)
22. I have a secret. (Many, in fact!)
23. I hate snow.
24. I drink only milk.
25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates!
27. I love Chinese food.
28. I would hate to be famous.
29. I am not a morning person.
30. I wear glasses.
31. I don't need glasses, except sunglasses.
32. I have potential.
33. I'm pure Japanese.
34. My legs are two different sizes i refuse to believe my legs are identical.
35. I have a twin.
36. I wear a padded bra.
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing.
38. I'm left-handed.
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them.
40. I don't like horror movies.
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway.
42. People hate me usually.
43. I love pop music.
44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight.
45. I hate parking fines.
46. I know national anthem of my country by heart.
47. I know more than two languages.
48. I spend too much time on the computer.
49. I often want to throw out the computer in a window.
50. I live on a ground floor.
51. I don't like chocolate.
52. I'd like to be more original.
53. I've lied.
54. Cocks are my favorite birds.
55. I want to conquer the world.
56. I wonder what happens when you die.
57. I've read all books about Harry Potter.
58. Eat your dog!
59. I love to exercise.
60. I hate chemistry with a passion.
61. I love to write.*
62. I like changes.
63. I hate going to class.
64. I am afraid to die.
65. I hate dish washing.
66. My hair is long, brown, and incredibly curly.
67. My nails are nine inch long.
68. My favorite color is black.
69. I like to sleep on the floor.
70. I am hopeless at cooking.
71. I sucked my thumb when I was little.
72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this.
73. I am online a lot, but not in MSN.
74. I hate government. ;
75. I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
76. I'm too nice for my own good.
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can.
78. I don't trust newspapers.
79. I like debating.
80. I live in a vagon.
81. I clean my room once a month.
82. I'm scared of american fast food.
83. I have a third eye.
84. I love Mozambique.
85. I don't trust any religion.
86. I used to play with barbies because all the other girls were doing it.
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
88. I like listening to wind chimes.
89. I'm very disorganized.
90. My hair is long and straight.
91. I earn a lot.
92. I don't like spicy food.
93. I keep a diary.
94. I can't do cartwheels.
95. I am very lazy.
96. I'm sarcastic.
97. I think my hair is annoying.
98. I'm very sensitive.
99. I love being "ab-normal."
100. My left eye is violet and my right eye is a light blue.