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He didn't look good- his lip looked swollen and he seemed to be kind of limping. Plus he was rubbing his shoulder as if in pain. Automatically, Alexandria was gone and Dr. Flynn had replaced her- mecial training took over, and she reached over the table before he could complete setting up the scrabble board. "Stop and sit." She commanded in a no-nonsense tone, one she gave her most stubborn patients. She needed to examine, said her doctoring instincts, and she needed to make sure he was all right before she could discharge him- metaphorically, of course. She was not ordering food until she was sure he was okay.
Kneeling beside him, Flynn first glanced down, gently brushing her fingertips over the spot on his shoulder he had rubbed before, making sure nothing was obviously out of place or broken. Still, her touch remained clinical, distanced- again, like a doctor checking her patient. She moved from the shoulder to his ribs, pressing ever-so-gently, feeling for obvious breaks and fractures. Pulling back for a moment, she moved to the ankle he seemed to be limping on and gave it the same treatment. Feeling nothing too out of place, she glanced up again.
There was that last thing- his lower lip. Damnit. Her professional demeanor faltered as she gently, bordering on tentatively, placed her fingers against his cheek, turning his face towards hers so she could get a good look.. 'Patient.' She reminded herself, but it didn't help the urge for her to "kiss it better". She couldn't resist trailing her fingers down his jawline, even as she stood quicky, going to her jacket and pulling out a small bottle of Advil. "Take two. Your shoulder's a little swollen." She diagnosed flatly.
And then she was back at the phone book, her back facing him as she picked up a phone from the wall cradle and dialed the first Chinese place she saw with a menu printed. "Hello, Wong's? Yes, I'd like to place an order..." She ordered a bit of everything, half-servings of most things and full servings of things like wild rice and lo mein. They'd certainly have food for later, she thought as she hung up, moving back towards the living room and flopping at the opposite side of the coffee table. "Be here in half an hour." She stated, already examining the board- it was old, she noted, and he seemed to treat it with reverence.
A noise that sounded something like "AAARAGGGHH!" filled the room, followed by "FUCKING CAT!".
Now, James Wilson did not swear often. When he did, there was a very, /very/ good reason why. He had deemed that a cat latching itself onto him, tearing its claws and teeth through layers of skin and, he was certain, into muscle was a damn good reason and that he was not swearing near enough as the situation called for it. Instead, he was trying to yank the cat off of his leg, as was April, and it caused for mass confusion and one hell of a pain in the leg.
A moment of relief followed her removal of the feline, followed by another yelp of pain when the cat swiped a good one across his cheek, leaving three open wounds (one a little too close to his eye for comfort). "Damnit!" He grumbled, now caught between keeping his leg in the air and trying not to bleed on the floor, covering the wound in his leg, and pressing a palm to his face. He imagined he looked quite silly, with one leg in the air, one hand covering the raised thigh, and the other against his cheek. But he didn't care.
Instead, he hopped his way over to the couch, plopping down and trying not to bleed on the furniture, grumbling under his breath. He had never liked cat- wait. No. That wasn't right. He liked animals fine- all animals were fine with him so long as they weren't skunks and weren't poisonous. Now he had another thing to add to that list: if they were Hitler reincarnated wanting to genocide him, it was a no-go.
Kneeling beside him, Flynn first glanced down, gently brushing her fingertips over the spot on his shoulder he had rubbed before, making sure nothing was obviously out of place or broken. Still, her touch remained clinical, distanced- again, like a doctor checking her patient. She moved from the shoulder to his ribs, pressing ever-so-gently, feeling for obvious breaks and fractures. Pulling back for a moment, she moved to the ankle he seemed to be limping on and gave it the same treatment. Feeling nothing too out of place, she glanced up again.
There was that last thing- his lower lip. Damnit. Her professional demeanor faltered as she gently, bordering on tentatively, placed her fingers against his cheek, turning his face towards hers so she could get a good look.. 'Patient.' She reminded herself, but it didn't help the urge for her to "kiss it better". She couldn't resist trailing her fingers down his jawline, even as she stood quicky, going to her jacket and pulling out a small bottle of Advil. "Take two. Your shoulder's a little swollen." She diagnosed flatly.
And then she was back at the phone book, her back facing him as she picked up a phone from the wall cradle and dialed the first Chinese place she saw with a menu printed. "Hello, Wong's? Yes, I'd like to place an order..." She ordered a bit of everything, half-servings of most things and full servings of things like wild rice and lo mein. They'd certainly have food for later, she thought as she hung up, moving back towards the living room and flopping at the opposite side of the coffee table. "Be here in half an hour." She stated, already examining the board- it was old, she noted, and he seemed to treat it with reverence.
A noise that sounded something like "AAARAGGGHH!" filled the room, followed by "FUCKING CAT!".
Now, James Wilson did not swear often. When he did, there was a very, /very/ good reason why. He had deemed that a cat latching itself onto him, tearing its claws and teeth through layers of skin and, he was certain, into muscle was a damn good reason and that he was not swearing near enough as the situation called for it. Instead, he was trying to yank the cat off of his leg, as was April, and it caused for mass confusion and one hell of a pain in the leg.
A moment of relief followed her removal of the feline, followed by another yelp of pain when the cat swiped a good one across his cheek, leaving three open wounds (one a little too close to his eye for comfort). "Damnit!" He grumbled, now caught between keeping his leg in the air and trying not to bleed on the floor, covering the wound in his leg, and pressing a palm to his face. He imagined he looked quite silly, with one leg in the air, one hand covering the raised thigh, and the other against his cheek. But he didn't care.
Instead, he hopped his way over to the couch, plopping down and trying not to bleed on the furniture, grumbling under his breath. He had never liked cat- wait. No. That wasn't right. He liked animals fine- all animals were fine with him so long as they weren't skunks and weren't poisonous. Now he had another thing to add to that list: if they were Hitler reincarnated wanting to genocide him, it was a no-go.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
WOW. I'm blogging. OMG. Just because of a quote that came up in a conversation that
I felt to be rather nice:
If a genie granted me three wishes, I would ask for these three things: Get rid of the idiots, get rid of the "society aesthetic" that stick-thin is good, and abolish lonliness.
That is all.
-Elle
I felt to be rather nice:
If a genie granted me three wishes, I would ask for these three things: Get rid of the idiots, get rid of the "society aesthetic" that stick-thin is good, and abolish lonliness.
That is all.
-Elle
Thursday, November 10, 2005
FALCON EYES
You have Falcon
Eyes!
Positive Traits: Adventurous,
Brave, Creative, Kind, Loving
Negative
Traits: Apathetic, Carefree, Indifferent,
Distant, Withdrawn
Your eyes are the windows to your soul. What type of eyes do you have?
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You feel fear. It's not like a fear of hights or a
fear of drowning, it's more like you are to
broken up from the world. There are two
different ways the misunderstood can go: one to
anger. One to fear. You have been scarred in a
way that is not healable. It's also hard to
hide. This pain of yours is rare so not many
people can help you through it. That's why you
probably have a select few friends, that are
not exactly meeting your standards anyway.
Unless you have no friends at all. You bend
easily to anyone's will thus making you one who
is walked all over, and pushed around. Your
probably not one of the brightest people
either, not that you aren't smart when it comes
to certain other things, like human phycology.
You are also a clumsy ditz at times, depending
on how good your day is going. Hiding your face
behind a mask is no way to live. If you try to
learn to tell others how you feel more they
would actually show you care. But you put
everyone's problems before your own. They think
you are wonderful. And you are. You're just
passive, also you can't stand to see someone
who is distressed. You have a beautiful yet
twisted soul.
Element: Metal
Color: Yellow
Quote: If I showed you my true self, would you
scream? Would you turn away in disgust? I don't
know. I will try to take off my mask, but
promise you won't hate me.
Expression: Strained, with scared eyes.
Symbol: A hug (ackwardly enough)/ sweat rolling
down your cheek/tight fist.
.:Look me in the eyes... Tell me how you feel:. (anime pics) [Detailed results]
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Wow, been a while.
So. Spring musical is Guys and Dolls. And in other news:

SENSUAL BEAUTY - You are passionate, sensitive, and
a dreamer. You are idealistic and have an
excellent imagination. You are also a deep
thinker and are very sensitive. Extremely
perceptive you are able to pinpoint the
emotions of others even if they are trying to
hide them. You are sociable and many people
like you because you are so affable,
compassionate, and empathetic. You feel others
pain as deeply as your own and you'd help them
before yourself. You are also a highly loving
person who needs to be surrounded by people who
love you in return.
What type of beauty do you possess? (20 questions + 7 results + pretty pics)
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SENSUAL BEAUTY - You are passionate, sensitive, and
a dreamer. You are idealistic and have an
excellent imagination. You are also a deep
thinker and are very sensitive. Extremely
perceptive you are able to pinpoint the
emotions of others even if they are trying to
hide them. You are sociable and many people
like you because you are so affable,
compassionate, and empathetic. You feel others
pain as deeply as your own and you'd help them
before yourself. You are also a highly loving
person who needs to be surrounded by people who
love you in return.
What type of beauty do you possess? (20 questions + 7 results + pretty pics)
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Thursday, September 22, 2005
1. Reply with your name and I will write something random about you.
2. I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I will pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I will tell you my first memory of you.
6. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll then ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your blog.
H'okay! For Erin!
1. You look hot in red.
2. XD Schadenfruede, from Avenue Q. Just 'cause you introduced me to that musical.
3. Raspberry generic gelatin!
4. Perhaspid.
5. XD OMG, an RP. With Elle and Raphie.
6. You remind me of a koala. Cute, cuddly, with claws.
7. What the heck does your house look like? XD Sorry. I have always wondered that.
2. I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I will pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I will tell you my first memory of you.
6. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll then ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your blog.
H'okay! For Erin!
1. You look hot in red.
2. XD Schadenfruede, from Avenue Q. Just 'cause you introduced me to that musical.
3. Raspberry generic gelatin!
4. Perhaspid.
5. XD OMG, an RP. With Elle and Raphie.
6. You remind me of a koala. Cute, cuddly, with claws.
7. What the heck does your house look like? XD Sorry. I have always wondered that.
Sunday, August 21, 2005
SCROTUMMMM
Faerieblue Satu: I must shower.
Puck Eats You: XD You don't RP historical events.
Faerieblue Satu: I am gross.
Puck Eats You: No, Erin.
Puck Eats You: Stay smelleh.
Faerieblue Satu: no. xD
Faerieblue Satu: goodbye Elle.
Puck Eats You: YES.
Puck Eats You: ><
Faerieblue Satu: next we communicate. . .
Puck Eats You: BOOOOOOOOOBS
Faerieblue Satu: I will be clean.
Faerieblue Satu: IDONTHAVETHEEEEEM
Puck Eats You: YESYOUDOOOOO
Faerieblue Satu: NUUUUUUUU
Puck Eats You: IF YOU POKE YOUR CHEST AND IT SQUISHES YOU HAVE THEM
Faerieblue Satu: . . . damn. xD
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: I WIN BIOTCH
Faerieblue Satu: well, it doesn't squish in the middle. xD
Puck Eats You: Neither do mine. XD It's like SQUISH bone SQUISH
Puck Eats You: From left to right.
Faerieblue Satu: yuck. xD
Puck Eats You: Meh.
Faerieblue Satu: I would rather have the squish than the alternative.
Puck Eats You: I like the squish.
Faerieblue Satu: boy parts are icky. xD
Puck Eats You: XD I didn't mean THAT sort of bone.
Puck Eats You: I MEANT THE STERNUM DAMNIT, NOT THE SCROTUM
Faerieblue Satu: aw shaddup. xD
Faerieblue Satu: THE SCROTUM ISN'T BONY
Faerieblue Satu: YOU FREAK
Puck Eats You: XD I KNOW
Puck Eats You: I TOOK ANATOMY
Puck Eats You: BUT IT FIT BETTER THAN PENIS
Puck Eats You: !
Faerieblue Satu: THE SCROTUM SHOULD NEVER FIT BETTER THAN THE PENIS
Faerieblue Satu: MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT
Puck Eats You: I MEANT IN THE SENTENCE YOU FREAK
Puck Eats You: PENIS DOES NOT SOUND LIKE STERNUM
Puck Eats You: SCROTUM DOES
Faerieblue Satu: I GET IT YOU SILLYYYYYYYYY
Faerieblue Satu: I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNYYYYYYY
Puck Eats You: YEAH WELL BITE MY SHINY METAL ASSS
Faerieblue Satu: EW
Faerieblue Satu: I THINK NOT
Puck Eats You: YES MY ASSS HAS THREE S'S
Faerieblue Satu: ONE IS FOR SHINY
Puck Eats You: ONE IS FOR SILVER
Puck Eats You: AND ONE IS FOR-
Faerieblue Satu: SECKSAY
Puck Eats You: OR SCROTUM
Faerieblue Satu: EW!
Puck Eats You: WHICHEVER YOU PREFER
Faerieblue Satu: SCROTUM IS NOT SECKSAY
Puck Eats You: OR IT COULD BE SINUOUS
Puck Eats You: OR SINUSES
Faerieblue Satu: WTF ELLE
Puck Eats You: OR SOBER
Faerieblue Satu: YOU'RE MESSED
Puck Eats You: YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY
Puck Eats You: WHY ARE WE YELLING
Faerieblue Satu: BECAUSE IT'S FUNNYYYYYY
Puck Eats You: YES
Puck Eats You: YOU WILL BLOG THIS CONVERSATION
Faerieblue Satu: NO
Faerieblue Satu: YOU WILL
Puck Eats You: OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY URETHRA
Faerieblue Satu: BECAUSE I WILL SHOWER.
Puck Eats You: YOUR FONT IS GETTING PROGRESSIVELY BIGGER
Puck Eats You: IS THAT NORMAL
Faerieblue Satu: IT'S NORMAL WHEN YOU'RE ME, BABY
Faerieblue Satu: RAWR
Puck Eats You: XD You don't RP historical events.
Faerieblue Satu: I am gross.
Puck Eats You: No, Erin.
Puck Eats You: Stay smelleh.
Faerieblue Satu: no. xD
Faerieblue Satu: goodbye Elle.
Puck Eats You: YES.
Puck Eats You: ><
Faerieblue Satu: next we communicate. . .
Puck Eats You: BOOOOOOOOOBS
Faerieblue Satu: I will be clean.
Faerieblue Satu: IDONTHAVETHEEEEEM
Puck Eats You: YESYOUDOOOOO
Faerieblue Satu: NUUUUUUUU
Puck Eats You: IF YOU POKE YOUR CHEST AND IT SQUISHES YOU HAVE THEM
Faerieblue Satu: . . . damn. xD
Puck Eats You: XD
Puck Eats You: I WIN BIOTCH
Faerieblue Satu: well, it doesn't squish in the middle. xD
Puck Eats You: Neither do mine. XD It's like SQUISH bone SQUISH
Puck Eats You: From left to right.
Faerieblue Satu: yuck. xD
Puck Eats You: Meh.
Faerieblue Satu: I would rather have the squish than the alternative.
Puck Eats You: I like the squish.
Faerieblue Satu: boy parts are icky. xD
Puck Eats You: XD I didn't mean THAT sort of bone.
Puck Eats You: I MEANT THE STERNUM DAMNIT, NOT THE SCROTUM
Faerieblue Satu: aw shaddup. xD
Faerieblue Satu: THE SCROTUM ISN'T BONY
Faerieblue Satu: YOU FREAK
Puck Eats You: XD I KNOW
Puck Eats You: I TOOK ANATOMY
Puck Eats You: BUT IT FIT BETTER THAN PENIS
Puck Eats You: !
Faerieblue Satu: THE SCROTUM SHOULD NEVER FIT BETTER THAN THE PENIS
Faerieblue Satu: MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT
Puck Eats You: I MEANT IN THE SENTENCE YOU FREAK
Puck Eats You: PENIS DOES NOT SOUND LIKE STERNUM
Puck Eats You: SCROTUM DOES
Faerieblue Satu: I GET IT YOU SILLYYYYYYYYY
Faerieblue Satu: I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNYYYYYYY
Puck Eats You: YEAH WELL BITE MY SHINY METAL ASSS
Faerieblue Satu: EW
Faerieblue Satu: I THINK NOT
Puck Eats You: YES MY ASSS HAS THREE S'S
Faerieblue Satu: ONE IS FOR SHINY
Puck Eats You: ONE IS FOR SILVER
Puck Eats You: AND ONE IS FOR-
Faerieblue Satu: SECKSAY
Puck Eats You: OR SCROTUM
Faerieblue Satu: EW!
Puck Eats You: WHICHEVER YOU PREFER
Faerieblue Satu: SCROTUM IS NOT SECKSAY
Puck Eats You: OR IT COULD BE SINUOUS
Puck Eats You: OR SINUSES
Faerieblue Satu: WTF ELLE
Puck Eats You: OR SOBER
Faerieblue Satu: YOU'RE MESSED
Puck Eats You: YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY
Puck Eats You: WHY ARE WE YELLING
Faerieblue Satu: BECAUSE IT'S FUNNYYYYYY
Puck Eats You: YES
Puck Eats You: YOU WILL BLOG THIS CONVERSATION
Faerieblue Satu: NO
Faerieblue Satu: YOU WILL
Puck Eats You: OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY URETHRA
Faerieblue Satu: BECAUSE I WILL SHOWER.
Puck Eats You: YOUR FONT IS GETTING PROGRESSIVELY BIGGER
Puck Eats You: IS THAT NORMAL
Faerieblue Satu: IT'S NORMAL WHEN YOU'RE ME, BABY
Faerieblue Satu: RAWR
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
| the Wit |
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais AND FINALLY -- after you rate my test with a sweet, sweet '5' -- you must take this test next: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test. It's not mine, but it rocks. |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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